Archive for August, 2006
Quote for the day
August 30, 2006The $150 P
August 29, 2006You know, just ’cause my life is destined to be this interesting, I submit this little gem.
We got a new roof a couple of weeks ago. It’s a great roof, we’re pleased with the color, pleased with the speed and skill of the crew, loved the contractor (I may very well be the only living breathing human being to ever have uttered such words….) It all seemed like a great deal – at the time.
The bill came and was $150 over the estimate. Not surprising, in fact, we were prepared for this – the crew had to replace several pieces of rotted wood in the roof. This money was to go directly to the crew because of some strange thingamajiggy that really doesn’t matter. $150 of the nearly $3K bill was to go directly to the crew. We pay the contractor, he pays the crew. Okay, fine.
And then B and I took a lovely little walk around our property and found something eye poppingly bizarre.
We have the 2 most beautiful trees in our neighborhood – the most amazing Oak I’ve ever seen in the back yard and a glorious Maple in the front. The work crew used this huge maple as a shade tree during their breaks and during lunch – who could blame them? Apparently, however, one of the crew didn’t manage to get his graffiti fix at the overpass the night before and decided to tag one of the roots of our Maple tree with a P.
Yep, those are roofing nails embedded into the root of our tree. Embedded so deeply, in fact, that attempting to remove them will only do more damage to the tree than is already done.
Sweet!
So the owner of the company came tonight and took one look at the tree and crapped his pants. He cut $150 off our bill for the trauma to Mabel the Maple. That $150 will come out of the crew boss’s paycheck and will, undoubtedly, filter down through the crew.
As for us? We have an extra $150 and a pierced tree.
All I know is that if Mabel had really wanted to rebel, I’d have thought she’d have gone for mohawk or a nipple piercing. Toe bling soooooooo has been done.
Not all hippies stink alike-
August 28, 2006We have an old house – it needs lots of work. Old houses *always* need lots of work. We knew this going in and we were cool with most of what was going on. We bought the house from some old hippies who were just leaving society to join a commune. They were actually just going to let the bank foreclose on the house, but we could get it for relatively little money and we were looking for a home, so we grabbed it.
Boomer
August 26, 2006Tipsy, anyone?
August 24, 2006It ain’t true
August 24, 2006I’m so sad
August 22, 2006Lovely Lori
August 21, 2006Diva-ine night
August 20, 2006Come on out to the Uterine Groove TONIGHT!
August 19, 2006All right, all you locals, come on out to the 2006 Pro-Choice Pro-Fashion Show at Maude V. on Broadway! This is your time to let your voice be heard. For just a few little bucks, you’ll get to see some amazing work by a few brilliant up and coming designers, can get some education, and have a rocking good time. Always funny and Always unpredictable, the Pr-Choice Pro-Fashion Show is an event NOT to be missed.
Be sure to check out the set put out by House of Van Sickle – she’s outdone herself this year, folks. I’m doing the make-up for her models, so you know they’ll be the most fab in the house!
And get this, there’s a rock the house dance party to follow. Oh yeah.
So, grab your lipstick and your favorite uterus and come on out!