Archive for February, 2008


Jebus, I *STILL* wanna be Jesse’s Girl

February 26, 2008

Rick Springfield was on Oprah today.  I grew up with Rick Springfield.  I watched him on General Hospital  when I was 6 (and it was summer and my parents were at work and my sister turned it on and I snuck in and watched it, too.)  But I guess more importantly, my brother had all of his albums.  I was quite close to my brother growing up and I spent more time in his room than in mine and invariably, we’d be listening to music.  I learned of Styxx, Kim Karns, Hall and Oats, Metallica, Dire Straights, Jim Croce, and yes, Rick Springfield at my brother’s knee.

I was impressed to watch ol’ Rick talk of his love of his sons.  He’s still a cutie patootie.  And when he sang the ultimate RS anthem, Jesse’s Girl, I got out of my seat and danced right along.  I got tickled that Duck was singing along, word for word.  Guess he has heard the song before.  😉


And then there’s Maude

February 23, 2008

I’m back amongst the living!!  My voice is several octaves lower than usual and it’s quite gravelly.  I’m feeling the need to walk around in handsome pantsuits, keep my arms bent to 90 degree angles, marry a nice Jewish boy, and stop using that horrid cream on my upper lip. I seem to have been reincarnated as Bea Arthur, but hell, at least she’s alive.



February 22, 2008

loldog, rogl, funny dog pictures, rofl
see more loldogs are funny dog pictures!

There is an LOL DOG site!!  I cannot believe it.  How wonderful!  It nearly makes me feel like living.



Death becomes me

February 21, 2008

Or so I’m hoping anyway.

I’m in the middle of a horrible flu.  A real deal full blown no holds back flu.  A sleep for 13 hours only to get up, cry, and sleep again flu.

I’m praying for death.  In the event that I do actually die, I have one thing to say:

Don’t send carnations to the funeral.  I fucking hate carnations.


To the elephant sitting on my chest

February 19, 2008

Fuck off


And the #1 reason I don’t have a gun is

February 18, 2008

I don’t handle missed opportunities very well!


It’s V Day, everyone!

February 14, 2008

Valentine's Day

Be sure to celebrate everything.