Archive for March, 2008

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HOLY CRAP, I’m late

March 31, 2008

late in my annual post – so here it is.

MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 2 WEEKS, Ya’ll!!

My favorite color is green and I’m a perfect size cash.

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My badass boys

March 25, 2008

they wanted haircuts that made them “look tough!!!”

Okay okay, I give them Tough Haircuts.
And they want pictures.

And so …

this is the picture I get. Tell me, how tough is a guy with a bubble gum pink lollipop?

badass mutha - shut yo mouth!

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TORTURE is

March 25, 2008

finding out some amazing news about a friend and not being able to tell a single fucking soul until the end of June.

But friend, if you read this, ROCK ON!!

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The KOPN radio show is online

March 25, 2008

You can listen to all of our witty brilliance here!

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This is why I am the leader of the pack

March 22, 2008

funny dog pictures

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Anyone got a cone?

March 21, 2008

I think I need one of these —

My tattoo is peeling (thank Elvis,) and I’m normally not a picker, but sweet Maude and molassas, it’s all I can do to not mess with it. I swear, I spent much longer in the shower today than I needed to — every time I rubbed it with my hand under the water, the scabbing just came flying off.

In pieces.

And there’s quite a bit left.

Just sitting there.

And that, my friends, is why I need a cone — for my hands.

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Business notes

March 20, 2008

1.  Yes, it’s a real tattoo.  With needles. And ink.  And pain.  And blood. And that whole “forever and ever” thing.  I know, it’s so good it looks like it’s a sticker or a drawing, but it’s a real deal permanent tattoo.  (I write this because 5 people have asked if it’s real.  Fair enough.)

2.  No, I did not forget.  Tuesday was B’s birthday.  I didn’t mention it because, well, he doesn’t care about his birthday and if I did put it on here then folks would know that he was actually, gasp, BORN and did not just appear from the mist.  So, Happy 34th, Monk.  You’re like a fine cheese – getting riper with age.

3.  All you local folks – be sure to tune into KOPN tonight at 7.  DDFF and I are doing an hour long radio show on Doulas.  Listen and be amazed at our brilliance (or listen and laugh as we screw it all up.)  Either way, tune in and listen up.  I think the show will be available for download on the website.  I’ll post a link when it comes up.