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The final evolution of the pineapple

July 21, 2008
ooooh look, you can see my earrings again!

ooooh look, you can see my earrings again!

While at a Triathlon yesterday (no, I was not a participant – bwahahahahha,) I got reaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllly tired of my hair.  Just like that.  Too long.  The ends were dead and fried.  I looked crispy.  People should not be crispy.  Fried chicken should be crispy.  Bacon should be crispy.  Hell, even some critters have been known to be crispy, but people should absolutely not be.

Being the adventurous type, I decided that I was going to whack off my hair.  At home.  By myself.   😀  I’m a ninja like that.    While I was hacking away at it, I looked at B and said, “Damn, baby, your wife is insane.”  He replied, “Nah, not insane – just brave.”  Awwwwww. :0)  ❤

By the time it was done, I had removed 4 inches of fried chicken wannabe and revealed soft, silky, healthy hair.  I had B trim up my neck with his clippers (that’s true love, I’m telling you,) but the rest of it I did with my own little frantic hands. It feels soooooooo good and it passed the test – I woke this morning, took a good look at it, and still love it.

It's not uneven back there, that's a shadow

It's not uneven back there, that's a shadow

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