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And then there’s Maude

February 23, 2008

I’m back amongst the living!!  My voice is several octaves lower than usual and it’s quite gravelly.  I’m feeling the need to walk around in handsome pantsuits, keep my arms bent to 90 degree angles, marry a nice Jewish boy, and stop using that horrid cream on my upper lip. I seem to have been reincarnated as Bea Arthur, but hell, at least she’s alive.

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