HOLY CRAP, I’m late

late in my annual post - so here it is.
MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 2 WEEKS, Ya’ll!!

My favorite color is green and I’m a perfect size cash.

My badass boys

they wanted haircuts that made them “look tough!!!”
Okay okay, I give them Tough Haircuts.
And they want pictures.
And so …
this is the picture I get. Tell me, how tough is a guy with a bubble gum pink lollipop?

TORTURE is

finding out some amazing news about a friend and not being able to tell a single fucking soul until the end of June.
But friend, if you read this, ROCK ON!!

The KOPN radio show is online

You can listen to all of our witty brilliance here!

This is why I am the leader of the pack

Anyone got a cone?

I think I need one of these —
My tattoo is peeling (thank Elvis,) and I’m normally not a picker, but sweet Maude and molassas, it’s all I can do to not mess with it. I swear, I spent much longer in the shower today than I needed to — every time I [...]

Business notes

1.  Yes, it’s a real tattoo.  With needles. And ink.  And pain.  And blood. And that whole “forever and ever” thing.  I know, it’s so good it looks like it’s a sticker or a drawing, but it’s a real deal permanent tattoo.  (I write this because 5 people have asked if it’s real.  Fair enough.)
2.  [...]

Unveiling

And a few others

Tattoo!

You know you suck at Photoshop

I just wet myself. Good thing Donnie shows you how to fix this problem in You Suck at Photoshop #2.
Again, thanks Mark. Folks, really, you just need to read Mark’s blog yourself.

Counting down the hours

is taking forever. FOREVER. 5 1/2 more hours to go until my tattoo appointment. I’ve been bouncing off the walls for days waiting for it.
And, as always, the universe decided to put her hands in this one, too. I didn’t request a specific artist for my piece - I figured the [...]