Jebus, I *STILL* wanna be Jesse’s Girl

Rick Springfield was on Oprah today.  I grew up with Rick Springfield.  I watched him on General Hospital  when I was 6 (and it was summer and my parents were at work and my sister turned it on and I snuck in and watched it, too.)  But I guess more importantly, my brother had all [...]

And then there’s Maude

I’m back amongst the living!!  My voice is several octaves lower than usual and it’s quite gravelly.  I’m feeling the need to walk around in handsome pantsuits, keep my arms bent to 90 degree angles, marry a nice Jewish boy, and stop using that horrid cream on my upper lip. I seem to have been [...]

OMG OMG OMG

see more loldogs are funny dog pictures!
There is an LOL DOG site!!  I cannot believe it.  How wonderful!  It nearly makes me feel like living.
Nearly.

Death becomes me

Or so I’m hoping anyway.
I’m in the middle of a horrible flu.  A real deal full blown no holds back flu.  A sleep for 13 hours only to get up, cry, and sleep again flu.
I’m praying for death.  In the event that I do actually die, I have one thing to say:
Don’t send carnations to [...]

To the elephant sitting on my chest

Fuck off

And the #1 reason I don’t have a gun is

I don’t handle missed opportunities very well!

It’s V Day, everyone!

Be sure to celebrate everything.

Best Day Evah

I’m too wiped out to even write it all out, but today was such a freaking hoot I can’t hardly believe it.
I took Duck shopping today for new clothes. I know this is going to sound really strange to you, but I’ve never taken my kids shopping for clothes for them before. Oh sure, [...]

How is it

that the people you love the most can piss you off the most at the very same time?
Motherhood is a real bitch sometimes.

Got it!

It’s Onyx and Carnelian Chalcedony (the red quartz)