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Something ELSE to look forward to!

You know, ’cause tax refunds, Valentine’s Day, Anniversary, Overnight Dates, etc., aren’t enough …
After looking at wireless routers as though they were Johnny Depp porn dipped in Chocolate and served with a side of Bobby Cake and drizzled with Bombay Sapphire, I decided it was time to take the plunge.  Hey, I have 2 gadgets [...]

It was only a matter of time

This is an intervention. We need your help.

This is what Duck came to my office to tell me.  The boys were putting away laundry and couldn’t tell who owned the grey sweatpants.
“It’s a serious problem, Mom. This is an intervention, we need your help”
And upstairs we go and I determine that they are, in fact, Stealth’s sweat pants.  As I leave the [...]

Long time no blog

Life happens, you know?
I’ve been working a lot on body acceptance lately and honoring my body and it’s inherent wisdom.  I’ve been learning to love soft, to love my curves, to love me as I am.  And frankly, I’m pretty damned amazing. 
I had a house guest over the weekend.   Jason came to visit [...]

What he said

I’m not a huge fan of Montel Williams, but I think this is just fucking brilliant.
RIP Heath — and everyone else.

Tighter than a drum

is the phrase that I would most use to describe my sphincter - I just filed our taxes.

PSA

Beer drinking will commence at exactly 12 noon today.  All are welcome to join me wherever you are (no, you’re not coming to my house - unless you bring beer to share or you are Vince Vaughn.)
Beer drinking will end …. oh how about Saturday?
Don’t judge me, folks.  It’s turning out to be a shitatastic [...]

Check this happy happy stuff out!

Caretakers, lawbreakers: Center delivers babies legally
Source
COLUMBIA, MO. — Midwife Ivy White writes the names on a
dry-erase board of the dozen clients expected to visit the Columbia
Community Birth Center. It’s a Thursday, the one day each week when the
midwives hold appointments with new and expecting mothers.
White sets out the almonds, papayas and crackers on this day [...]

Help Xenu Help You

Tom Cruise = fucked up. If you didn’t see the 9 minute Scientology vid that leaked online this week, you’ve missed some of the most disturbing shit that ever hit these fine interwebs. It’s gone now - ripped off the www by Tom the Bot. I’m sure you can still find tons [...]