I’m beyond stunned

our mindless, fart lighting, chronic halitosis having, favorite playing, benefit cutting, closed minded fuckwit of a governor finally did something that I actually applaud and completely and 100% agree with.  But I’m beginning to wonder - did he have a stroke?  This decision actually makes sense.  It’s so out of character for him.  Surely a [...]

Oh, you’re serious!

We have no children tonight.  This means that Mama wants to go OUT.  Oh hells yes, out. I spend so much of my time looking at these same walls (granted, I love these walls,I own these walls, I am lucky to have these walls, but jeezus, gimme some different freaking walls once in awhile.)  I [...]

GORGEOUS

The high today is going to be in the low to mid 70s, slight chance of thunder showers, low tonight is 56.  GOOD GRAVY it’s just gorgeous.  I love days like this. 

Earlier this week I commented to some of my girlfr…

Earlier this week I commented to some of my girlfriends about how wonderful my marriage is and how in love I am with my husband.  Sweet, eh? 
 
Until today. 
Today I plotted to hang him up by his testicles and beat him like a pinata.
 
It matters not why we were fighting.  Mostly, we just felt [...]

I’m impatient

If it takes more than 2 minutes to download a song ….
 
well.  
 
You do the math.

Gertie makes her move

So, ol’ Gert, aka Tractor, aka the 1983 Toyota Landcruiser that B totalled, finally made her move.  She’s been serving as Parts Truck for the 1985 Landcruiser that B now drives and she’s been sitting in our driveway for 3 years since the wreck.
 
Today, she made her move.  To our back yard.  Behind the [...]

Just throwing it out there —

As much as I complain about her, my MIL is amazing.  She takes the kids at least 3 times a month and I don’t even ask.  She asks ME if she can have the boys.  I’m so blessed.
 
Jon Bon Jovi is hot.  I don’t care.  He’s fucking HOT.
 
I totally love the romanticised Southern Moms.  Yeah, [...]

ahhhhhhhhhh

I just took a nap with my kids.  Tell me that isn’t the most amazing thing to do on a Tuesday afternoon.

Exactly what I needed

Thank you, V.  It’s perfect.
 
 A HOMAGE TO AGE AND FEMININITY Anne LaMott
I was at a wedding Saturday with a lot of women in their 20s and 30s in sexy dresses, their youthful skin aglow.  And even though I was 30 or 40 years older, a little worse for wear, a little tired and overwhelmed [...]

Priorities, again

I am my own worst enemy.  I drive myself insane under some sort of life law that says I have to do it all, I have to be everything, I have to take on more and more and more to prove my self worth.
 
Wanna guess how well that is working out for me?
 
In the last [...]